Geico

The incessant commercials are one thing.
But this is going TOO FAR!
I use USAA for my car insurance.
I've been a member for 16 years.
I'm NOT going to switch to Geico!

So leave me alone you English psycho lizard freak!

...They're everwhere! ...They're following me! Its like they're a plague of Egypt or something!

...I think maybe I forgot to take my pills this morning.

note to Megan- look above the dryer